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this month repps the fine ass virgos.
damn she beautiful.
yeah she a virgo.
so what month she was born
august.
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people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.
him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?
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Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.
Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"
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Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name
Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann
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The month of entanglement.
Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.
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Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?
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The touching belief, held by many extremely intelligent Americans, that in August, 2021, Donald Trump would be ushered back into the White House because... well... because, something-or-other, they found microscopic shards of bamboo clinging to millions of fake ballots... in Arizona... or somewhere, what difference does it make? and if they had to storm the Capitol again, by God, they'd do it.
The long months of 2021 had been hard for her, missing the simpering of Trump, watching the fake pandemic kill people, every one of whom had pre-existing conditions don't you know, and all those fools - idiots! - lining up to be vaccinated, willingly getting microchips implanted in their brains. But she waited, knowing balance and truth would be restored with the August reinstatement. And Hillary would go to prison. For that pizza server thing.
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