Bush Ripe

How you refer to a foul smelling person who lives in the bush of Alaska who for lack of social interaction chooses to bathe on a monthly or possibly yearly basis.

Wow, that guy must be from Eagle, cause he is smelling Bush Ripe!

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ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

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Ripe Bean

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

Ripe Mathematics

1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding

She got some rich ripe mathematics

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ripe for the picking

A single person who is available to date.

Don't be hitting on Marsha, man, she's ripe for the pickin' but you ain't no farmer!

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ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

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ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..