Biffing

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

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Biffed It

When you fail horribly and either shit your pants during the fail or after the fail.

He totally biffed it.
Do you smell shit?

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Bif

The accidental leakage of a females menstrual cycle into her panties! i.e:- blood-stained knickers as a result of a very heavy period or getting 'caught-short' without any sanitary items!

"Errrr, that lass has BIFED her pants n its come trhough her jeans! Go and lend her a tammy!!"

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Biffed

It means you got fucked up...Real Drunk, absolutely hammered

-Yeooo I got Biffed lastnight in bloomsburg.
-Goose, your soo biffed right now
-Im so beyond biffed right now, i might go streaking

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biffed

to be happily and extremely drunk to the point where one begins saying things that don't make sense.

"Dude...I... ahh man I'm biffed."

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biffed

Angry; annoyed; frustrated

I'm so biffed that she bailed on our plans at the last second.

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Biffed

Biffed is a state that all smokers aim for while smoking green,skunk,bud,hash or anything that isnt tobacco. English call it stonned - Scots say biffed. When your biffed you are royally stonned including sweats,tripping,the shakes and dry humping.

"skunk from amsterdam i got back to glasgow got us biffed off 4 joints in 1 night"
"haw wit...pure majic man ... totally biffed

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