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An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.
Human: Hey how are you today?
Blondy Elephant: *mumbles in scuffed russian accent*
Human: uh huh
The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!
Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!
When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.
I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.
Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”
someone with continuos blonde moments.
(blondie Locks) consists of someone that continuosly has blonde moments. IE. The girl constantly does the same stupid thing repeatedly, gets referred to as "Blondie Locks"
This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual
Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.