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Sam Williams and Emily Williams made 28 babies so they could get money.
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An annoying sticky stinky little asshole who gets to suck on his mothers tits while we just eat regular human food. Babies get more tit then us and they get all the attention. So if you see a baby press down on it's soft spot really hard but not enough to kill the baby but to the point where they don't know whats going on at all
I saw a baby in the park so i took them and started to push on it's soft spot until it's head started to cave in. The parent's found me in the van I was hiding in and i got arrested so remember if you see a baby push pretty hard but not to hard on it's soft spot.
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A terrible song by Justin Bieber
The song Baby is driving me insane. Just stop making music Justin Boobies!
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1. A slightly controlling Term used to imply nurturing, with the one using the term having some sexual power over the one being addressed as a Baby, such as in a S/M relationship.
2. A casual substitute prior to sex used for a name when one is too drunk to remember or care. Implies some sort of superiority usually experience of the woman over the nativity of the man (like you are a Baby in my arms). Can imply sexual innocence of the one being addressed as Baby and seduced. Not to be confused with the term Babe; of which is between equal boyfriend/girlfriend partnerships.
3. Is different that Babe in that Babe is used between boyfriend/girlfriend couples to imply a positive committed relationship; where as Baby implies sex partners without romantic intimacy or any commitment.
4. Is often used by Working girls, or in monetary Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby type relationships providing goods, support or Shelter in exchange for sexual favors. Baby is usually used when one expects a short term sexual relationship of one hour to several months, as this practical use of the term and understanding creates a power dynamic that makes falling in Love dangerous. Simply because either one can not continue to afford support, or emotionally one can not help feeling used, manipulated, and hurt.
1. Example: "I like doing that but You can't have that Baby until I say you can."
2. "Do you want to learn how to ride me Baby?"
3. "Hey babe if I'm your boyfriend why do you always call me Baby?"
4. Example: "Hey Baby, I need you to give me an allowance per meeting." Or "Tell me what will you buy me Baby, or do you want to pay for play?"
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Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger
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1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.
2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words
1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"
2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"
Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"
Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"
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Lumps of meat and fat that u have to feed titty milk bc a guys pull out game is weak
Damn that baby is fat as fuck
That man got some weak ass pull out game, I mean look 5 kids like what the fuck