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You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .
Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga
Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi
Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true
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When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.
I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.
Supervising a child via FaceTime.
Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
Babysitting, is a job for demoralised teens who have no life so they sit on baby's
I got dropped from my college today, now I have to babysit my neighbour.
To indulge in the interests and needs of the individual(s) being babysat. It is crucial that all exchanges between the two parties involve the babysitter presenting the babysitter with chicken, regardless of the situation.
Person 1: “I agreed to babysit someone over the weekend.”
Person 2: “You’d better make sure you’re stocked up on chicken! In my experience, 15 sandwiches from chick-fil-a is the perfect amount.”
When you are drinking beer or alcohol but you take a very long time to finish your drink
Damn homie, that guy is babysitting his beer!! We already drank 7 beers and he's barely drank 3!