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When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.
Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?
Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?
Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?
P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.
P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.
A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.
Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.
A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.
Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.
When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .
i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.