A person who will die alone and will never date anyone because of their unhealthy obsession with Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Wow man he has no girls AT ALL.
Person 2: fr ong he must be a Breaking Bad Fan
The only thing keeping me from superheating the earth's core
Friend: Hey bro! Breaking bad has been banned in our region!
Me: *Superheats the earth's core*
Breaking Bad is the best show I’ve ever seen, except maybe the wire.
Person: Breaking bad is the best show I’ve ever seen except maybe the wire.
the best show ever except for maybe the wire
oj simpson: jesse look im in malcoms middle
jesse: science bitch
lines from hit television show breaking bad