The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.
I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.
Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning
female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.
"wow, she's a real d-baguette"
"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"
A French man that is a complete dick
Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.
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The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.
Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.
The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.
"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."
A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
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