Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Baked Beans are Bean/Jae's fans. They are not a very popular fandom, but are just as great as the others. They luv Bean very much.
Charli fan: I'm a Charli fanpage, our fandom is called the Dunkins!
Bean fan: I'm a Bean fanpage, our fandom is called the Baked Beans!
b e s t i e s
A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
Aka: beans, a term used to describe marijuana in a secretive way
Hey man, did you have some Baked beans last night?
Yeah man, i was seein rainbow beans.
Trippy
The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.
Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.
Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”
“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”