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When a guy is sexually stimulated for a long time but is not brought to the point of climax. Girls, you can take control of us guys by teasing us until we have blue balls and then amusing yourselves with our discomfort. It is best done when you tie our hands so we are in your power. Don't worry about us; we are tough and we'll get over it.
He: Oh baby, I'm begging you to let me cum you've given me such a case of blue balls. Ple-e-e -ze.
She: Wait a few minutes. I want to get something to eat. Then we'll talk about it.
He: (softly moaning) Ple-e-e-ze.
She: Can you say that again like you mean it?
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When the male balls puff up, turn blue, and hurts....Like Hell
hey dude did you get that hoe last night?
Yeah but she gave me blue balls.
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A term made up by men/boys with the intention of guilt-tripping women/girls into giving them an orgasm. No, this is not a medical condition. Yes, it can be uncomfortable and yes they will survive if they dont orgasm. Guys, women can feel the same thing if you bring them to the brink and then dont let them climax. Just because we dont have penises doesnt mean we cant get a form of "blue balls'.
"Oh baby, you have to finish me off or I'll get blue balls!"
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(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.
man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS! AHHHHH THE PAIN! DAMN BITCH!
man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?! that sucks bro.
woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D
woman 2: ROTF! you bitch! hahhahahahahaha!
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girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth !!!! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all day
when he cums waaaay too soon, even tho i was like just about too like in a second. blue balls
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Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.
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A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
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