On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.
Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea
Jim: hnnngh
June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!