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Was the 44th president of the United States of America and the first black man to be elected president. He was inagurated on January 20, 2009 and left office on January 20, 2017
Barack Obama was an african american president
Barack Obama was president for two terms
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The president of the United Stated of America. No one knows just yet if he will be "A Dream Come True", or "The Antichrist"(both actual quotes from people). But what we do know is that weather you like it or not, he's he for at least the next four years, unless he gets shot, which I highly doubt because: A, He's pretty much the most protected man in the world and B, If we didn't shoot Bush, why the hell would we kill Obama? Yes his middle name is Hussein. And? Yes, I'm a democrat, and I'm for him.
Grampa: How bout that Obamer*? I'll tell you what, that Bamer* sure is somthin'
Me: Umhm Grampa, he sure is.
Grampa: Your votin' for him aren't you?
Me: I may have the SAT scores of a 19 year old, but I'm still 12, Grampa.
Grampa: Then why are you wearin' so much makeup?
Me: I'm not wearing any makeup, Grampa.
Grampa: Jon, get me ma glasses.
Daddy: Okay, Ed.
Grampa: So THAT'S what you look like this year....
*Grampaspeak for Barack Obama
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pimp of the nation
hiya Barack Obama!wuss up mann
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To be brack obamad is to be shitted upon/ to leave a big fat log in someones toilet for 8 years
Yo tony yo bitch ass just got barack obamad
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God in human form. Most likely a descendant of Morgan Freeman.
Barack Obama is our lord and savior.
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True definition: 44th President of the United States who was elected in 2009 and reelected in 2012. He was born in Hawaii and has lived in the USA for his entire life. He attended Harvard Law School and became a senator in Illinois. He has tried to introduce better policies to the United States, but the Republican House of Representatives has obstructed him no matter what the bill. For some reason, conservatives try to come up with crazy myths to discredit him.
Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.
Regular person: Barack Obama could have been a great President if it weren't for the Republican Congress's obstruction.
Right-wing maniac: Is you kiddin' me? That Nazi soshulist commie fashist muslim atheist terrorist homo negro Kenyan illegal immigrant wants to destroy 'murica and let homos get married and have sex and kill innocent babies before there born! And he wants to take my gunz away!
Regular person: You have no factual basis for those insane claims. You don't even know the definition of Nazism, fascism, socialism, communis--
Right-wing maniac: *Shoots rational thinking person with his shotgun
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The most best president of America, change my mind
Barack Obama is my fam
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