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When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.
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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow
Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
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When you wake up after a night out and find £10 in your pocket that you didn't know you had.
I woke up a Barrow Millionaire on Sunday morning!
A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
Shithole in the south of Cumbria afc will never compete on the level of the blues
Hey let's go to barrow
Why would anyone want to go there it's a shot hole where noone has a job because all the jobs pay tonnes and are taken by keswickians who are willing to trsvel
A man who lost his nose at birth
Wow with that nose you must be a barrow