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A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
To complain to someone that is doing something of a negative nature toward you.
You can also replace 'me' with other things. Such as him, her, it, them etc.
Ex: Bobby; "Man, Mr. Smith, how did I miss this problem, but Lonnie got the same answer right?"
Lonnie; "Don't do me like that"
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when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus
Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night
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when that booty has you like: DAMN!
*hott chick walks by*
guy 1: damn booty had me like…
LAWWWDDD
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It Means It Makes You Feel Great
I Love Adrenaline Rush, Its Like Crack To Me!
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the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
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When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”