Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.

ass dong the pink sock cunt balls cleveland beamer

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OK, Beamer

When an older person driving a BMW cuts you off, tails you or is generally driving very poorly.

*Gets cut off by a BMW driven by an older gentleman

"OK, Beamer!"

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beamer benz or bentley

the most gangsta song ever by lloyd banks.

beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, my jeans are never empty...

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Beamer the size of china

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!

Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

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beamer bitch

A bitch who drives a beamer

that chick is such a beamer bitch

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todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

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Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"