Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!