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A Chrysler 300 car driven by a Mexican or any other person with country of origin below that of Mexico on a map.
A car(particularly a Chrysler 300)you think is really nice untill you see the custom bad rims and tacky paint job and wanna-bee gangster driving it. Basicaly a Chrysler 300 becomes Beaner-Bentley
if driven by anyone making 20,000 dollars a year or less with brown skin. Its the low class version of a Bentley.
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A Bentley Belt is a flotation device for kids that has a tube going around their abdominal area. In urban terms you would say someone is wearing a Bentley Belt because they are fat due to their waistline/stomach resembling a kid wearing a Bentley Belt.
Check that chick, she's wearing a serious Bentley Belt!
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Bentley College is quite possibly one of the most highly under-rated business schools in the nation with an average incoming freshmen SAT of 1220. FAST on the rise and considered to be a “hidden gem.” Founded in Boston as the Bentley School of Accounting and Finance in 1917, it is now ranked 20th in the nation by 2006 US News & World Report for undergraduate accounting. It is also ranked 31st in the nation for undergraduate business programs by 2006 BusinessWeek, nearly tied with Boston University’s school of management and just behind Babson College (29th).
Job recruiting is highly criticized (by non finance/accounting majors) as being too focused on accounting/finance. Big four accounting firms recruit like crazy at Bentley. By senior year, accounting/finance majors can expect to have multiple job offers and to deal with stress in choosing among them.
Person 1 (MA public high school teacher): So have you made up your mind on college plans?
Person 2: I got accepted to Babson College, but I didn't get into Wharton undergrad or Cornell. I know I want to go into accounting or work in corporate finance though. Bentley College seems to have mad connects with the big four accounting firms. My brother is more entrepreneurial so he goes to Babson.
Person 1: Ahh, going into business I see. Congratulations on your acceptance.
Person 2: Thanks.
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A good business college in Waltham, MA, with notable programs in the Financial world (Accounting, Finance, Corporate Finance & Accounting, Economics-Finance). It is a medium sized school of around 4,200 undergrads, but provides large school academic resources thanks to its strong business focus. Not the school to go to if you're looking for ethnic diversity, though up to 10% of the school's undergraduates are from outside the US.
Known in business circles in New England as the Marsha Brady to the Jan Brady that is Bryant University. At Bryant, you get a lot of anger and jealousy about not getting accepted to go to Bentley, and you're left with a lot of irrelevant straw-grasping about how they have DI sports now, and how they were a university first, and other things that don't really matter. DI Sports don't matter too much when HS day visiting students are the only ones volunteering in class and having a general idea of what the hell is going on, and when the most notable occurrence to your football program is when your coach skips town after the final game and leaves his team without even saying goodbye.
In the Brady bunch, metaphorical sense, Bentley gets all the boys, while Bryant wears ridiculous wigs and says "The New Jan Brady".
HS Senior #1: I'm going to Bryant.
HS Senior #2: Sucks for you, man, I got into Bentley University, and got grants and scholarships to go.
HS Senior #1: YEAH WELL FUCK YOU DUDE, BRYANT PLAYS D1 FOOTBALL SO TAKE YOUR ELITIST ATTITUDE AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. NORTHEAST RHODE ISLAND, WEST SIYYYYYYYYYIDE
HS Senior #2: Why are you yelling?
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A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).
Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"
Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'
Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"
Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.
Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.
A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed
John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps