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bernie adjv: to throw out ur new face and replace it with an old one...
shane: yeah that bernie bitch is cock smoking hot!!
* 3 days later and after WAYYYY TOO MUCH COCK,ALCOPOPS,CRYIN AND SMOKES BERNIE AGES 50 YEARS*
0.O OMG that bitch not coming near my stinky balls lol..!
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A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.
The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.
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BERNIE
bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|
bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
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A certain subset of millenial SJWs who are going to feel oppressed no matter where or who they are in the world
Being a victim and blaming others is a huge part of their repertoire and the idea of personal accountability and responsibility often send them into triggered panic attacks crying and chanting about an imagined nether world imp who relishes at the thought of their anguish.
They are ignorant to the fact that socialism leads to communism which in turn leads to the gulags.
They are obsessed with virtue signaling and completely and utterly ignorant of the well over 100 million people communist idealogues have murdered in the last century or the 500 million babies aborted in chinas one child policy(mostly little girls)...#metoo
By sheer lack of knowledge and godlessness they want to undermine,overthrow and tear down the greatest and fairest country ever seen on the face of the earth.
Where they have the freedom to attempt this subversion. Indoctrinated by their lgbtq-xyzlmnop professors and hollywood communist rhetoric they are used like disposable tools, ignorant and
blind to the proported outcome of their socialist pandering an professional victimhood.
If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions these little socialist millenial brats are driving the bulldozier at full speed down the mountain.
As the "bernies" at evergreen college slid deeper and deeper into their imagined utopia (where everyone rides unicorns)
They began too realize that the grass is not greener on the other side....in fact there is no grass and people are starving so much they've resorted to cannibalism..
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Bernied - verb - Bur-NYED -When the Democratic National Committee colludes with the candidate they want and exploit every trick in the book, such as giving said candidate the town hall answers early. Anything to get their candidate nominated, even if the general public hates that candidate and said candidate is plagued with scandal after scandal including an open FBI investigation the week before election day.
Guy 1: "Beto is running as Democrat in 2020! He's going to get Bernied!"
Guy2: "Yeah, The Super Delegates are just going to pick the DNC nominee anyway."
Guy1: "The DNC Primary is rigged. Beto was such a good candidate too!"
taking 2 shots of whiskey and 3 beers gets you fucked up.
dude i got fucking bernied last night