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1. An exclaimation conveying one's extreme displeasure with a person, idea or action, usually done in a mocking tone with a higher, shriller voice.
2. (verb) To use the exclaimation bert . Usually this is done with a hard chop to one's breastbone, repeatedly. "Berting" is often done with other nonsense words and with the front two teeth protruding out of one's mouth.
Etymology: This expression is commonly used in the more Northwestern parts of Virginia and bordering areas circa 1997.
1. Bert! I'm an owl! Look at me! Bert!
2. I berted at them because they'd rather skateboard than play football.
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1. Innocently doing something incredibly painful in a funny way. 2. Doing something outrageously extraordinary with simple things.
Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.
When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.
Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
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when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.
i walked by that idiot and bert stared him
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1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.
2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous
3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker
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80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?
ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing
ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...
...FIN...
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n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
There is really no need with a definition like that.
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basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.
he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot
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Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.
James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.