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Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.
Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?
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A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers
I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles
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Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang
I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)
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Breasts - generally tending to be of the larger variety.
You turn round to your mate after seeing a lady with a big pair of breasts and say, "check out the berlington berties on that. I bet you don't get many of them to the pound!!".
"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"
"what a bertie bellend"
a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.
Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.