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Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.

“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”

by 3leggreg May 17, 2020


Betch Bag

A betch bag is a happy bag turned inside out. It is like a slurpy while the happy bag is like 1000 burning suns. It is a bag of botch, and when it pops it creates a time portal that spews out inky black tears of pain and rage that resemble pieces of microwavable rice.

I called my blow-up doll a betch bag and now she isn't talking to me anymore.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 23, 2008

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fecking betch

The gayest way to say fucking betch!

Like o my god is that guy such a fecking betch!!

Lets go to the beach you fecking betch

by cevaro November 27, 2007

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Laguna Betch

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.

C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.

by INCHOERENCHECE September 6, 2008

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rent-a-betch

A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.

"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."

"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."

"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"

by Dick Woody February 24, 2009

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sexy betch

A total lesbo callin her gf or in certain cases a tranvestite like Dustin Cooper.

Gimme those shoes you sexy betch!

by hhhhhhoooooooooootttt January 21, 2008

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Oh Betch

An extremely homosexual way to exclaim, usually said with a gay accent.

1.Oh betch you are so totally like betch!

2.Oh BETCH!


by Drew Griffith November 25, 2008

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