Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is an American singer, actress, songwriter, record producer, director, model, dancer, fashion designer, businesswoman and goddess. She has the biggest booty on Earth, is the second coming of Jesus and must be bowed down to. Everyday. Every hour. She is, well, Beyoncé.
Bow down bitch, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter is here.
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A yearbook category that is basically code for most popular guy in school who is likely to be a legend and celebrity when he grows up.
Oscar is most likely to dance in a Beyoncé video in the school yearbook he is so popular and cool.
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A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.
Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa
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Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.
“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé
Beyoncé: A girl known around the Northen suburbs that goes by the name Erin
Beyoncé is back at cloud in bed slut shoes again
man I thought Josh was a bachelor but it turns out that he actually is a beyoncé