bike hack

basically anyone who wrecks shit on their bikes more then most

Kalan Beisel is a fucking bike hack, he has broken more frames then Picaso

the local bike

One who is 'free' wih their body, thus being likened to a local bicycle, which is 'ridden' by all. Something that is required for occasional use, usually when drunk, always dumped after use and never kept.

"theres the local bike...... drunk again..... everyones had a ride...."

"THE STOW"

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Bike Curious

Some one who is curious about Harley motorcycles and would want to own one, one day.

Person #1: So what do you call a straight person who doesn't own a Harley, but would like to own one in the future?

Cartman: Well you call them "Bike Curious".

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christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

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Bike rims

Bike rims, sike rims or rims is a term used in South Central, Los Angeles as a DISS towards the Brims, any Brims set.

A gang banger who enemigos are the Brims won't say Brims, but bike rims to diss them and their hood, as they don't respect them on the streets or up in county jail. The B is dropped in Brims for rims, you feel me?

A word you shouldn't say around any Brims in South Central, as you will get addressed or...

Somewhere in South Central, Los Angeles...

Cuh 1: I got deez new fly ass shiny bike rims on my bike, nigga
Cuh 2: Ye?
A Brim from 64th Street: Ayy my nigga, best watch yo mouth, nigga! U dissed the set, my nigga!! *lifts up t-shirt and shows his strap on the waist* Niggas don't play round here!!
Cuh 1 and 2: Shit nigga. My bad, I didn't know. I just got new bike rims datz it
64 Brim: *pop pop pop pop pop* Get cho smoked, nigga!! Whk64p Whk64p!!

Tron Bike

Another name for crop dusting, or farting while walking, deliberately using a path that crosses in front of an unsuspecting victim

Office - "Dude, I just Tron Bike'd that douche in tech support as he was stepping out of his cube"

Bar - "Man, Jeremy! What'd you do, Tron Bike us with that lap around the table before getting the next round?"

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Town Bike

The girl that everyone has had sex with, the analogy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.

That ho's the town bike

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