Bogos Binted

A meme

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"

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Bint Fiqh

𝐁𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐢𝐪𝐡 bɪnt fiqh

The phenomenon of fabricated or exaggerated opinions, typically expressed by the "bint" demographic on Twitter.

"𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘺𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘮? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘲𝘩!"

1st person : Akhi did you see that tweet on the TL (Timeline ) ?

2nd person : Nah, Akhi which tweet ??

1st person : This one :

“Um no? You can’t “demand” everything. Just like a man can’t ask his wife to not pray, he can’t ask her to cook and clean. There are clear cut flexibilities etc. and a lot of this should be worked out before the marriage contract is signed. You’re supposed to happy together.

2nd person : Akhi this is another prime example of bint fiqh, where horrible Qiyās (analogy) is used based upon crazy interpretations according to ones lack of understanding and desires .

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bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.

"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"

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MEGA-BINT

bint on a completely new level to all other bints, much more bintish than a bintasaurus or even count bintular.

Helen Robinson, one word (well hyphenated) MEGA-BINT

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bogos binted

an alien word for photos printed

Hey, did you get your photos printed?
bogos binted?
what
👽

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bogos binted?

how to respond if someone asked if you got your photos printed

p1 "hey, did yo get your photos printed"
p2 "bogos binted?"
p1 "what?"

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daft bint

Naive female, often perceived as stupid. One who would buy Chantelle's biography and label it a "good read".

Sarah: "That iraq place must be really hot!"
Dave: "Why so?"
Sarah: "Well, look at these pictures! It is so hot there these cars just catch on fire!"
Dave: "You daft bint. Iron my shirt, wench!"

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