The Bird

The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.

Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!

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bird

1/. a girl, chick, woman, female

2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.

1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'

2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'

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bird

When you flip someone off, like this:
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I gave that fag the bird.

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bird

A term used in Chicago, describes a girl that gets around, basically a girl that's loose.

-Damn man look at her, imma wife her.
~Man you don't want that bird.

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bird

disclaimer: when you use the word like this, it isn't classified as slang, but as AAVE.

A bird is someone who flocks with the rest of the crowd without making their own decisions. Constantly sharing their "hot takes" even when nobody asked.....
synonyms: follower, bootlicker, minion

"Girl, I heard you're mad fake. Don't talk to me."
"So did I."

"Y'all some birds fr....."

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Bird

(verb) using a straw as a vacuum to sample or test a cocktail before serving. Place a long straw in a glass or shaker and put your finger on the top, open end of the straw trapping the liquid inside. Remove straw and taste liquid to ensure proper balance of ingredients.

Brad must bird a cocktail before he serves it to make sure it tastes just right.

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the bird

A popular phrase during the nineteen fiftees that proclaimed that the bird was in fact the word

"Dont you know about the bird everybody's heard that the bird is the word"

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