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Being thrown out of the place you live
"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"
"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.
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One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
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A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.
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Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one
So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...
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Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.
Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!
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The day I celebrate being one year older.
So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
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The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist
Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch
Friend (But not really):Love you!
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