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1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.
2. a big, lurid, shart.
I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)
Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/
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the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!
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The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
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A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
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Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
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any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop
my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center
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Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.
I really fancy a nice blart(y)
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