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The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
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A burp that smells like a fart
Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted
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A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
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Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
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any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop
my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center
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Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.
I really fancy a nice blart(y)
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A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.
Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.
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