Bedside Blazer

A person who smokes marijuana in bed.

That guy smokes so much weed. He's definitely a bedside blazer.

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Fake blazer

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

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cock blazer

Someone who acts like there going to give you head,but lights your dick on fire.

I have no pubs... cause my girlfriend is a cock blazer.

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Blazer Dog

The act of lighting multiple fursuits on fire, often occurring at conventions

At fur fest 2021, let’s hope nobody commits Blazer Dog

doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.

Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."

blackman's blazer

The act of setting fire to someone else's pubic hair. Based on the feisty attitude of Honor Blackman when playing the character Pussy Galore in the Bond film, Goldfinger.

Less commonly known as "Pussy's Payback". Usually performed as an act of revenge or as a sexual kink.

I went home with that girl I met on Tinder but she was a bit of a pyro- she ended up giving me a Blackman's Blazer! I can't get the smell out of my carpet!

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blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

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