When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing
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Blister that forms on the tips of your thumbs from overuse of Black Berry.
"Trevor is the hardest working of the sales pit, just look at the berry blisters on his thumbs."
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herpes simplex; or in other words, a cold sore.
damnit all that stress has given me a love blister.
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JP: "I'm father christmas!"
Hamish: "No you're not! You're a featherless spangle blister!"
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When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.
I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.
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The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!
this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...
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A term used to say lets "GTFO".
"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."
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