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When a guy has sex with a girl on her period and his penis gets covered in her menstrual blood.
Damn dude, my girl was on period but wanted sex. All I got was a bloody jerry.
Pakistani military officers use the term 'bloody civilians' for all non-military citizens of the country and not for the civil service officers as the British did. They justify this usage on the following grounds that civilians cannot swim; that they do not know firefighting techniques; that they are disorderly and unclean; and so on.
The list goes on to attribute moral excellence, efficiency, tidiness and so on to the military. And, what is more, these vices and virtues of the two sets of citizens are seen as essential, unchanging qualities for which external conditions are not responsible.
In Pakistan Military General are practically above the law, so all their mistakes are pinned on Civilian leaders. Hence term Saintly General and Bloody Civilian.
1. So they were partners in crime, give the general a slap on the wrist and hang the bloody civilian.
2. This prime Minister is getting very popular, fabricate some crime and hang the bloody civilian prime minister for it.
3. Democratically elected Bloody Civilians are working on this multi billion project we saintly Generals will not be able to make any money from it. Disqualify this bloody civilian prime minister through judicial coup.
4. Blackmail this bloody civilian judge using his sex tape we recorded, and make him put democratically elected leader of the country in jail.
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An alternative name for Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", referring to what he was called before he was sired.
"Have you heard? They call him William the Bloody because of his bloody awful poetry!"
"It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!"
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Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.
Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.
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Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
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Though she could strip of her bloody low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing that she's still bloody due to that she couldn't strip of her bloody high mid waist full butt brief panties that were still on her body, which she could just do then is spread her legs.
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Australian Youtuber Lazarbeam’s fan intro (fan base name)
G’day G’day you bloody legend’s.
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