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An aggressively nasty smelling shit that only a Cambodian can drop. Most likely the result of eating excessive amounts of spicy food or exotic curries. This ass bomb has the potential to kill small animals and children. Those with heart conditions, a weak stomach, and the elderly should avoid any restroom recently visited by a Cambodian. You will know when you encounter this type of ass bomb as your eyes will instantly begin to water and you may actually shit yourself as your stomach churns.
Don't go in that restroom! I just saw Sam come out of there and I think he dropped a Cambodian ass bomb. He said he "kept in real on that toilet's ass!"
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When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption
"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"
"How was the puke?"
"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"
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A blue flower in the hills of Thailand that resembles the shape of a donkey and combusts when the temperature exceeds 100 degrees fahrenheit
I am going to give that girl a thai ass bomb for valentines day :)
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1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
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flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.
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An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb
Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'
Serge: 'Ass bomb.'
A person on planet Earth whose name is Karly Anne Veith. There's not a lot of those on Earth, but they're very rare because they are ass bombs.
"Yeah, did you hear about the ass bomb I met in the grocery store the other day?"