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Bones

One of the best T.V. shows I've seen. It's about solving murder cases, but they show you how they do it.

Angela Montenegro is the artist and face reconstructor. She can take a skull and build the right face for it. She designed something that projects holograms which makes it easier to reconstruct faces and recreate crime scenes.

Zack Addy was my favorite character.Then he started working for a cannibalistic murderer. Everything had to be logical for him, and what the cannibal was doing logically made sense to him. He was sent to a mental institution.

Temperance "Bones" Brennan is a forensic anthropologist. Much like Zack, everything is logical. She is one of those people who are so smart, she doesn't get the obvious like jokes or emotions.

Seeley Booth is Brennan's FBI partner. You might recognize him as Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He gave Bones her nickname. Even though it's obvious that he and Bones like each other, they refuse to accept it.

Camille Saroyan is the boss of them all. She is the pathologist. She and Booth had a relationship, but it didn't last that long.

Jack Hodgins is the bug and slime guy. His job is to identify any insects or strange substances found on remains.He and Angela date, breakup, date again, and eventually marry. He and Zack always did the strangest science experiments.

Lance Sweets is a psychologist who nobody takes seriously because of his age. He has a girlfriend named Daisy. Daisy is verrrrry ditzy.

Booth: What are you trying to do?
Bones: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Bones: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.

Angela: I think Booth likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.

*yelling over the music*
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?

*an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"*
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who you calling a fool, fool? *fight breaks out*

Bones: Zack, get a driver to take you over to Greenbelt Park. I want you to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: *embarrassed* I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If you know what I know about con-structural design, you wouldn’t drive either.

by Invader Jenna January 15, 2011

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