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Descriptor for the act of bumping fists, usually performed in celebration.
Dude 1: "Dude, we were just chosen to judge a wet t-shirt contest."
Dude 2: "Bonks."
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the action performed when someone must go to horny jail
Person 1: UwU hewwo *notices bulge* OwO what this? Person 2: *bonk* go to horny jail
1. Have sexual intercourse with.
2. To hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. During the hayday of MUDs (Multi-User Dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. Polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. Some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. Not saying "oif" is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. The practice is still somewhat alive on IRC and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. It has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
I totally bonked her yesterday dude.
Shut up or I'll bonk you're head.
y bonks x. x says "oif!"
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Bonked: being HIGH out of your fucking mind...
Shawn: Yoooooo last week I was bonked as shit
Alex: yeah I know that shit hit hard
Shawn: FR
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A very old outdated term for sex. It was once considered cool to say bonk in 1996 but if you use the term today you will sound like a douche bag.
"I want to bonk that girl with the scrunchy on," said the loser with a boner.
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To strike someone with a foreign, hard plastic object. A bonk will usally result in a loud "crack" if performed corectly. A well place hit on the elbow, head (skull), knee, or spine will result in a red inflammed welt which will be sensitive to the touch for hours.
"Yesterday Jeff bonked Bert in the side on the head with his nalgene in the hall"
"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!
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V. The act of hitting someone in the head with a clenched fist
My mom bonked me because I didn’t take the chicks out of the freezer
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