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When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.
Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.
keep a pouch of sweetcorn in your wallet like 6 or 7 bits, when you have had a really nice meal out and want to know the value within your body then eat the sweetcorn, check your poop over next few days and once the sweetcorn is visible you know that meal has been pooped out.
That meal at "insert expensive restaurant name" had a food bookmark of 5 days
Where you keep all of your porn-related bookmarks on your computer.
I want to bookmark porn. Better put it in other bookmarks.
A male or female that keeps record or can recall all the people they have been with, meaning as dating and or sleeping with.
The other day I was talking with a friend about my boyfriend and our conversation suddenly jumped to all the guys she has been with. What a bookmark whore!
An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever
Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”
When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.
Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.
The relationships you have after the death of a spouse but before finding another one.
I started dating a guy after my husband passed, I thought he was my chapter 2, turns out he was just a bookmark between chapters.