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An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
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Refreshing one's Facebook page at least 12 times in 2 minutes, vainly hoping that something new and mildly interesting will appear.
When Chris got bored in class, he turned on his laptop and quickly developed a case of Borderline Insanity.
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A fetish where a person is romantically involved with or attracted to extremely ugly people.
John: I heard Jack is dating the new girl at work with the upside-down pear shape and muscle back.
Fred: Yea, he's into borderline bestiality. It's a fetish.
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You know when Jacob tries to force him self on Bella and then she punches him? Then he still wants to fuck her even though he know she doesn't love him. This goes on for a while and with the look on his face I am surprised he never did. But I am also surprised I made it through those books. I am never playing truth or dare ever again. EVER!!!! This is what a borderline rapist is.... That and Eddy is a pedefile.
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The greatest movie of all time. Scott Wozniak 1uped Star Wars and Titanic with this amalgamation of blood, sweat, and tears. If God had a favorite movie, this would be it. It features shitty Nintendo games, therapy, space travel, the Green Bay Packers, Brett Farve, Vince Young, a giant blue border that takes over the state of Ohio, Madden 08, Madden 09, Wii Play, Gex, and Pepto Bismol. This movie should win the most prestigious film award.
Person 1: Did you watch The Borderline Forever premiere?
Person 2: no
Person 2: Is that a gun?
Person 1: No, It's Gex
Person 2 get's their brains blown out
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1. One of the greatest Madonna songs ever
2. Madonna’s pet Border Collie
1. KEEP ON PUSHIN’ MY LOVE OVER THE BORDERLINE
2. Aww, Look at Borderline! He’s so cute!
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A girl/guy who is close to being a grenade but not completely. Also not a land mine either.
How can I put it? I like this guy but he is a borderline grenade.
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