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The outgoing British Prime Minister with a bad haircut and worse face, he’s another person who has made populism a dirty word.
Boris Johnson couldn’t handle his Parliament much less his own affairs. While everyone else had to cut back on parties and other get-togethers a few years ago, he had to turn Number 10 Downing Street into a nightclub.
Boris Johnson is so sexy- have you seen his gigantic abdominals?
If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.
Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too
An icon. (Way better then the orange who lives in America)
Boris Johnson is way better then Donald Trump periodt.
when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010
I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence
An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!