A pair of bum cheeks that are abnormally large often with a good helping of cellulite
"Oh my god, check out Boulder Buttocks over there. Her trousers must be made of titanium, what a strong pair of Boulder Holders"
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a type of climbing, a sport down right on its own. routes become PROBLEMS use of crashpads is encouraged. dont fuck up and fall cause we aint spotting you.
have you seen the new Bishop bouldering guide? tons of new problems EVERYWHERE. go out and GET SOME!
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A small town which tries to copy Laramie, but fails miserably.
I got my rejection letter from Laramie yesterday. I chain smoked half the night in frustration. I guess I will just go down to Boulder. What other choice do I have?
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home to a bunch of retarded new-age hippies who call themselves liberal but don't spend any money on education and drink a lot of beer. also home to many college kids who smoke pot in circles on campus grounds. In the summer people from Denver drive there to get drunk and go tubing in the freezing creek. Boulder Highschool has a rock climbing wall in its' gym.
Instead of hiking at the cabin, we went tubing in Boulder Creek and walked Pearl Street where we aquired free samples of Haagen Daz and tried on tie-dye socks.
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Boulder is a city in Colorado that houses Colorado University. It is a new age, hippy-modern Subaru loving piece of shit town, but besides Denver it is the only place in the state worth going.
Hey, let's go up to the hill and get a bag!
Okay.. That's the only thing to do in Boulder anyways.
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referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.
Yo - you bouldering today?
Ya - I be bouldering.
Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.
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A 30 of Keystone/ keystone light/ or keystone ice
Im gunna go to the liqour store to pick up a boulder. We are gunna be breaking stones off that all night.
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