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A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.
By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.
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A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.
My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden
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Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?
You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
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1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.
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a day dedicated to your favorite ex boyfriend
sarah: happy favorite ex boyfriend day
ex boyfriend: lol thanks
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stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
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