Random
Source Code
Random
n. The act of boasting about something under the guise of complaining.
v. To boast under the guise of complaining.
The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
7👍 1👎
The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.
If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.
Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.
102👍 48👎
When someone brags about something but are clearly lying about it or give an example of how bad you are at the thing you're bragging about.
Did you hear that Trump Brag: "I went to an ivy league school, I'm very highly educated. I know words I have the best words."
4556👍 2839👎
the privilege of boasting about one's achievments
needless to say getting through there would get him bragging rights for several weeks.
39👍 17👎
When a hillbilly has a lot to show off.
He was hillbilly bragging with his backhoe, dump truck, and vintage ford.
Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.
"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."
A play on the bait and switch. When an old friend or acquaintance reconnects with you for the soul purpose of bragging because they've run out of friends to talk to. I.e. anyone who respects them enough to listen anymore.
“Hey! Long time no talk, I was just thinking about you and wondered what was new with you?”
“Oh hey! Well that’s nice, thanks for thinking of me. Funny that you asked, I actually just had a sex change and adopted a baby boy”
“Cool. So I just got a huge raise and a bonus and went to central America! Was thinking of switching jobs and moving away cause I’m quite bored here. What do you think?”
^Classic bait and brag^