nigger brake

a stick handle attached to the side of a go cart without brakes.

Dude that go cart has no brakes it's suicide going down that hill.

Don't worry I put on a nigger brake yesterday i'll be fine.

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power-braking

1. The act of chasing benzodiazepines with strong coffee

My girlfriend and I stayed up all night power-braking.

brake dragger

A driver who drives extremely tentatively, usually directly in front of you in traffic.

The brake dragger caused me to miss my appointment with the doctor.

brake pedaller

Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.

Mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
- the occasional drunk

These types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there's nobody around (See brake nazi)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. I-95)

One other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they're have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a "fuel efficient" car or a duster
-are probably lost

tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you pass.

Jimbo: "Damn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. WHY THE HELL IS HE ON THE BRAKES!?"

Nate: "Dude, Calm down. It's a brake pedaller. we'll pass him when we get the chance."

brake service

What one says when you wanna fuck.

Damn Girl! You're looking overdue for a brake service!

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

brake and bake

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?