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a stick handle attached to the side of a go cart without brakes.
Dude that go cart has no brakes it's suicide going down that hill.
Don't worry I put on a nigger brake yesterday i'll be fine.
To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."
*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"
Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.
Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?
1. The act of chasing benzodiazepines with strong coffee
My girlfriend and I stayed up all night power-braking.
Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.
Mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
- the occasional drunk
These types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there's nobody around (See brake nazi)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. I-95)
One other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they're have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a "fuel efficient" car or a duster
-are probably lost
tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you pass.
Jimbo: "Damn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. WHY THE HELL IS HE ON THE BRAKES!?"
Nate: "Dude, Calm down. It's a brake pedaller. we'll pass him when we get the chance."
A driver who drives extremely tentatively, usually directly in front of you in traffic.
The brake dragger caused me to miss my appointment with the doctor.