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Branden

A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky

woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)

StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)

by Pearube July 08, 2025


Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.

Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.

by captainCobalt March 06, 2024


Branden

Branden is the definition of a fine big black mixed BBC calm luh nigga

Branden was good in bed last night

by Thabbcking November 20, 2023


Branden

Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.

“Branden is amazing

by your bestie grace August 19, 2019


Branden price

Paying fully inflated price for a product.

I need to put gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Branden price.

by Brett Birdsall March 08, 2022


Branden AI Condy

Named after entrepreneur Branden Condy, who pioneered the art of the ultra-compressed success story that makes normal people think they're just one funnel away from financial freedom. His story of going from homeless to penthouse owner faster than most people decide what Netflix show to watch became the ULTIMATE template for digital marketers everywhere.

Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.

Phil: I was about to close the sales page, but then they hit me with that Branden AI Condy about cleaning celebrity toilets before making their first million, and next thing I know I'm enrolled in their mastermind program."

by therkoi March 11, 2025