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A character from Jojo's Bizarre adventure that turned into a vampire and burned a dog alive. Son of Dario Brando a thief that tried to rob the Joestar family but George Joestar thought that he came to save him. Dio was adopted by the Joestars when Dario died. Dio is an a*shole who leeches of the Joestar family and only wants to ruin Jonathan Joestar's life so that when their father dies he gets the entire will. Dio then goes on a rampage murdering a entire town in England. Then on Jonathan's honeymoon after Dio was defeated, he came back and exploded the ship that was on its way to America. Dio becomes even more of an a hole in part 3 stardust crusaders, where he becomes an edge lord straight out of fifty shades of grey. He also demands that you would refer to him as DIO in all uppercase. He gains a stand ZA WARUDO and screams WRYYYYYY with any amout of "Y"'s after it.
That's such a Dio Brando thing to do.
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A popular actor from the 20th century. Fucked a lot of men and women, produced 11 offspring (From the women, of course). Movies include A Streetcar Named Desire, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, and also known as Freddie Benson (No, not from ICarly) from a Bedtime Story. Usually associated with "vintage" girls fawning over him.
"I'd let Marlon Brando clap my cheeks, he was so hot."
"Yeah, but what about "The Godfather" Marlon Brando?"
"Beggars can't be choosers."
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Johnny:I thought Diego Brando's were fucking extinct!
Diego:Think again crippled cowboy!
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To show up to an important event or job ridiculously unprepared and with little respect to those more deeply involved with the event or job, despite recieving a large compensation for your services. Doing this act may compound to other problems related to the event or place of employment.
Based on the film shoot of "Apocalypse Now," when actor Marlon Brando showed up on set overweight, without having learned his lines, and without having read the source material, despite being a pivotal character in the film.
Also inspired by "Superman: The Movie," when Brando demanded a large sum of money for his small part of Jor-El, which took only a week of shooting.
"Did you hear Sean Connery asked for 3 million dollars for Highlander 2?!?!?!?"
"He's just pulling a brando..."
An Awesome Song by slipknot called eyeless has his name in one if the lines.
You can't see california whithout marlon brando's eyes!!!
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A psychopathic guy who becomes a vampire and trys to eluminate the Joestar Bloodline.
Person 1: Hey do you know who Dio Brando is.
Person 2: Yes.
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To act similar to Marlon Brando, whoever he is.
He pulled a marlon brando again, whatever that's supposed to mean.
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