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the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
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The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
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when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary
Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
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When you break up for a week to decide if u want to break up or stay together
Look I think we need a temporary break up😔
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When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.
Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.
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N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.
Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!
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n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
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