The one man who able to scream louder than Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey: I am the best at high notes
Brendon Urie: haha Bet
Vocalist, frontmen and only member in Panic!at the disco. Destined to be a legend and maybe the Freddie Mercury of our century and generation.
Person A: Who is your favourite singer/band?
Person B: Brendon Urie from P!atd.
Person A: Oh, mine too! He will be the Freddie Mercury of our generation.
Person B: I agree. He is amazing!
The most sexiest man alive.
His vocals are higher than Tall Girl.
After 15 years he can still make us all say whore in perfect sincronization.
He's also spider man.
Person listening to the radio: * high hopes starts playing * oh isn't this that guy that goes up the builiding in a music video?
Panic! At The Disco/Brendon Urie fan: get the fuck out of my house
Lead singer of pop-punk band "Panic! At The Disco. Perfect, cute, talented and loved by many
Where can I find a Brendon Urie?
why is Brendon Urieโs forehead so fucking big?
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The hottest man alive no matter what anyone says. Big butt. Big Forehead. Gorgeous voice. Voice can reach 4 octaves. Lead singer (and only member) of Panic! At The Disco (AKA BEST BAND EVER). He has produced 6 albums (at the moment) for Panic! At The Disco. Married to Sarah Urie (forgot how to spell last name so just used current last name). I am very happy that they are married but the fan girls are jealous. Any lesbian girl would go straight for him! And any straight guy would go gay for him! Claims he wouldn't classify himself as emo (although fans classify his band as emo) Claims he doesn't know Welcome To The Black Parade (even though he has made a referance live before) Full Name is Brendon Boyd Urie. Parents Names are Grace Urie and Boyd Urie. Born in St George's Utah. Raised in Las Vegas Nevada. Currently lives in Los Angeles. Has two dogs Bogart and Penny-Lane. Loves (and I mean loves) his fans. He did make vines (RIP VINE). He tried musical.ly/TikTok out (username: panicatthedisco). Has Instagram (username: brendonurie). Raised as a Mormon. Old Band Members: Brent Wilson, Ryan Ross, Spencer Smith, Dallon Weekes, Jon, Kenny. Haters are BITCHES. Nicknames: Beebo, BreadBin, BreadBin Urine. Sexuality: Pansexual.
Says he isn't gay... But he will suck a dick...
Girl: OMG BRENDON URIE IS DA BEST!!!
Girl Deux: IKR! And if you didn't agree then you would've been dead by now.
Girl: IKR! Wait what?!
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The greatest singer to exist. He is incredible. Also he sings for Panic! at the Disco. Heโs also the only person who can make tens of thousands of people say โwhoreโ at the same time. He is the narrator and this is just the prologue.
He goes by:
mr. disco
beebo
breadbin urine
the new cancer
the one who hates open doors
a villain vying for attention from a girl
a fucking arsonist
a rocket scientist
king of the clouds
a bot
pete wentz from my chemical romance
heโs the emo punk rock pop rap gospel king and we are idiots in his presence.
girl one: is that brendon urie?
girl two: oh my god! it is!
girl three: I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARDOF
girls one and two: jenna no!
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