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Brent is a like a brother who needs to be watched. He is like a toddler and always needs supervision, especially when he tells you that he has a lady friend. He only goes outside to smoke. Brent loves XBOX Live, more than his "lady friends". Brent is the type of dude to drool and snot all over himself when he laughs. DO NOT let him near your paper towels. Brent is the type of brother who tries to buy cooler cars than his little sister. Brent does not understand how to do that, however he tries really hard. Brent always has 150 cigarettes in every ashtray he owns. He is a chain smoker, so he buys the GPC brand of cigarettes. One time he bought a new car, but lost it in his lady friend "mishap". Brent is also the type of guy to leave his wallet and phone in his car, outside overnight with the windows rolled all the way down.
"What the Brent?'
"Brent forgot"
"Brent left without telling anyone but his sister"
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A person of the male gender who lies a lot, especially about his name, and covers it up really well.
A total waste.
Synonyms: Brentalonious
I was having a conversation with the new guy at school, and he pulled a Brentalonious.
He is a pure Brent!
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Fuckin douche bag who beats off in every corner of a dorm room and doesnt give a fuck about anyone or anything. Usually short, gay and irish!
That guy that is tryin to hit on girls is a brent!
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A generic term for the classic male douchebag. Colourful polo shorts, boat shoes, often has sailing experience. A Brent is often totally oblivious to the fact that he's the most hated human in the room and likely thinks he's "killing it"...even though he's definitely not.
Somebody better tell Brent over there to shut it down before he catches a throat chop
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A real bull queer from Pickens who fishes pay ponds but doesn't eat fish...he eats boogers.
"I saw Brent yesterday. What a booger eater !!"
"Oh yeah. He's a booger eater from way back."
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A person who makes excuses to get out of every social situation. A person who will not go out after 10 pm. A person who has an apathetic attitude for social gatherings.
You invite a friend to come drink with the guys and he makes the excuse that he is still painting his room; even after ten hours of painting.
*Your response: Man do i smell a brent.
You invite a friend to go out to a bar and he says he can't because he just bought Forza Motor Sport 3.
*your response: Man you are being such a brent.
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A guy who talks to every person who carries a female taco. He is perverted and mean gets incredibly envious over you and storms off like a tween girl who just got her phone taken away by her parents. However, I must add he's a decent friend. Always there for you but will diss you and try to make moves on you once you've moved on and found another partner. He doesn't understand boundaries since he tries to cross them whenever he feels like there is an opportunity. He likes to flirt, be cautious as he seems to flirt with half the female population then deny it afterwards. He's a smart guy loves cars more than anything even though some of the cars he likes are questionable. He's a church guy yet is very naughty. Hes aight.
Me: Brent text me
Boyfriend: *grunt* he always seems to text you when I'm with you.
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