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Similar to the blonde bombshell, but hotter.
That's how I see it, anyway.
Brunette bombshells rock!
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A brunette girl is a shy yet popular girl all the guys want to date her and all the girls want to be her or her friend. A brunette girl is trustworthy and once you get to know her she may be crazy. Love and cherish a brunette girl if you ever fine one.
Guy:look at that brunette girl.
Friend:yeah she’s the best.
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This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.
Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
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To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"
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A brunette bombshell is a very beautiful, sexy, out of the ordinary, exotic brunette. She has a natural glow and stands out wherever she goes. She steals the spotlight when she walks into a room.
This Latina I met at the party was outstanding, I mean she was a brunette bombshell. As soon as she walked in she lit up the whole room and all eyes were immediately on her. And her smile, her smile was mesmerizing.
Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones
Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?
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