no seriously how did you find this
me: look at this secret
12 year old: i found this already
me: how did you find this
When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, βDid you record this with a potato?β This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text thatβs too small to see.
In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..
Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"
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A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.
Also see cool story bro.
Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves
what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!
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to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others
Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?
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If you found this you are a god
Hey did you know if you type "How Did you find this..." in Urban Dictionary(The best Dictionary) you will find something?
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Well, I wanted to. If you are reading this, why did you do that? If you leak shit, why did you do that?
Nigga: Drops lean on homie's shoe
Homie: Man, why did you do that?
Nibba: I wanted to.