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alabama triple bypass

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)

last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass

by lancesteel November 30, 2010

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


cranial bypass

1. The act of ignoring a statement or event which one finds disturbing or which defeats one's argument.

1. When reminded that he had originally been adamantly opposed to the surge strategy in Iraq, the President gave it a cranial bypass.

by LA AC September 8, 2010

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Roblox Daily Bypass

Someone has to leave their mark and of course it’s L04ding_V1b3s . :)

Roblox daily bypasses is perverted af and uses you :))

by L04ding_V1b3s September 22, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


triple fashion bypass

A girl who is sporting all of the following:
* A whale tail
* A tramp stamp
* A muffin top

"Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2007

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


bulk bypass skills

ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)

black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!

he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.

she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!

steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...

by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


sexual bypass surgery

A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..

My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.

by Crunchy Toast August 12, 2006

4πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž